Vroom vroom

Last night was...interesting.

Lets start with the day though. I played fire emblem.

Okay onto the night now. Amanda and I went to the movies to see the love guru. It was pretty good. I liked it. Not really sure how amanda felt about it though...hmm. Then since she didn't want to go home yet we decided to go to wal-mart for a bit. While we were there I saw no name. I haven't seen her in like 10 years so that was nice. She was with some large creature though...Anywho then I saw Aubree and her boyfriend Captian Caveman. So that was nice I haven't seen Aubree since school and I haven't seen Cpt. Caveman since like football some football game at the school. Then we walked around for a bit. I got the orange box...again, since my piece of crap xbox ate the first one. So blah blah blah it is now like 10:10...I have to have amanda back by 10:30. I didn't want to get her in trouble again so I tried to rush a little bit

Well lady fucking dah I go 50 for maybe oh idk 20 secs and of course a cop caught me. Great oh and where do I get pulled over at? In front of amanda's house. Super. It was 10:30 though so I still won. Blah blah blah I get some bs ticket that isn't really a speeding ticket. Works for me. No points and less money. But not enough less money.

Dave's wallet:
Initial: 80
Movie: -17
Game: -42
TICKET: -108
Final balance: -87 :( :( :( :( WTF GAY

Was not too happy about last night. I didn't feel like doing anything when I got home. So I went to bed...I did watch the venture brothers but that was it.

TODAY

Not much. I seem to take breaks every other day from excitement. I needed it today. I played fire emblem mostly. A little orange box until it got to laggy to handle. Then i went to drop off mom's 5 bags of xxl clothes at goodwill. Which took me longer to find than it should have. More game playing. Then amanda is at the park. So I start walking over to see her and down the ally comes mom.
"Where do you think you are going?"
"*sigh* the park."
"Oh well I need you to run into numero uno's for me to pick up the pizza."
"*sigh* whatever."
Then we go to giant eagle...wtf I guess I need to get her tea too. Then we proceed to numero uno's. In the meantime she informs me that I fail at life because I was suppose to get a receipt at goodwill. Well too fucking bad who cares. Get the pizza get home then eat like 5 slices out of 8. Played fire emblem for like 20 mins the I was just too tired so I took a nap until mom was kind enough to wake me at 9. Rest of the time until now I was playing fire emblem. Again. I like to play new games until I beat them. Sorry world.

Thats it..I'm done.

No its not the Home School Fools

Dave

LOOK OUT!! MUMMIES!!

Late but here.

Hmm on Friday I got up and played super smash bros for like a half hour until nanny got home with subway. Mmmm subway. Not exactly how i would have made it with but it wasn't bad. After that nanny put me to work yet again. Brad was suppose to be there at 10 to help but he wasn't so I did it on my own. [all i did was screw the curtain hooks back in don't really know why brad needed to be there to help but w/e]Took down the tape that i put up on the walls and told nanny that she sucks at painting and missed a couple of spots on the wall. Then I went out to mow...again...but this time it was nanny's yard. Hooray. Went out there got on the thing, had no idea which way to go [there is too much crap to go around to make a perfect path...such as the apple tree, the locust tree, the pool, the house, the well, the other bushy tree, the use to be flag pole, the fence, the birch tree, the tree thats having a party in the middle of the front yard.] So blah blah ...oh noes its going to rain and I'm not done...oh wait no the rain ran away. Went around a couple times then made my lap around the well AND "WTF OWWWWWWWW" [steers mower all over the yard] Oh joy I just got stung by a bee in the wrist while mowing. Fun times. I haven't gotten stung by a bee in a while and I'm glad. That fucking hurt for like 3 secs. Anywayyyyyy finished mowing then got payed by nanny then zoomed home in the storm. Doing so with a broken windshield wiper, it decides to go up and come done...half way. So if its not moving it stays pretty much right in the middle of the windshield blocking my view. So I had to set that sucker to full blast so I could see.

Came home and sat for a little while doing who knows what, then amanda asks what I was up to and if I wanted to meet her at the mall..sure I would like that. Get a shower and stuff try to call mom to tell her I'm leaving but she didn't answer/call back. So I just to leave. On the way out mom calls my phone asking me wtf I wanted. "Where are you?" "Home?" "Oh, I didn't know you would be home today." "yeah..." "Well what did you want?" "can i go to the mall..?" "Sure, I would go on Eisenhower though downtown is really busy." "Oh ok where arby's is? [not really]" "Yea. I have to go my Dracula is dying" it went somewhat like that. So I went the long way around because of moms advice. WHICH FUCKING SUCKED. I got stuck in traffic around the first car dealership along Eisenhower. No surprise as Harley Davidson is RIGHT down the street and it was currently thundering in the valley. So I was stuck there for a while in non moving traffic. Then amanda called saying that "oh hey I'm leaving the mall now..." [me sitting behind a big truck and still not moving] "WHAT so I drove in this for nothing?!" "Yea sorry..." "Ugh well I'm still going." "OK i might be here still"
Well that sucks I wanted to see her. Then she texts me saying she is in Boscov's [do not know how to spell that oh well.]

So I pull into Boscov's and look around for her..ok well she probably already left. I call her. "oh I'm in a;sfjklsadf;ljd" "where?" "Debadkflandsf" [starts walking BACK to boscov's" "I'm in boscov's now where are you?" "oh in a store by sears" "...what?! i just walked the whole way back here for no reason?" "yea...sorry." then she gets sad because she thought I was mad at her. I really wasn't I kinda wasn't having a very "ON" day. I was just getting tired of it. Then after making her stop crying [which took like 2 secs for me...yes I'm that good] we walked around the mall with barto for a little bit. Then barto stopped to talk to ben...blah blah bored...then I decide to fake hug barto to cough in her face. HAH TAKE THAT!! Then SHE STILL TALKS AWAY FOREVER WTF. Amanda tries on some interesting hat in spencer's. She actually looked good in it. Then after barto takes forever I pick up the display Airzooka and turn barto around and BLAM RIGHT IN THE FACE AHAHAHAHAHA! I win. Then barto leaves [yay] and amanda and I go into Gamestop.

Hmm I have money now so I should get something I have wanted for a while. Wii fit! Nope sold out..Not surprising...hmmm Mario kart! Nope sold out until end of july, WTF JULY GAY. Hmmm idk what else to get. Amanda is just dancing around randomly kissing me idk what she was up to lol. SCHENIVING. Did see the harvey birdman game there..but eh not on the top of my list. Oh hey! Fire emblem! Then bought that while amanda had to go find barto and leave me. I was then informed to go to barto's house at 5 to go to a game. Oh ok idc. So amanda gives me a good bye kiss...twice...right in front of the cashier while I'm paying her. Oh well I like kisses lol.

So then I go over to the book store to see if there are any mangas for me. And of course there weren't. So I figured I call mom to tell her what was going on. And I'm in the middle of the plot of my adventure telling when amanda poofs out of thin air. Then she tells me she can stay...oh ok. Call back mom. At this point she is just like w.e don't care be home by 9. Works for me. So I dawdle around the book store with amanda. She tells me to read some other boring stuff that is boring. No thank you. Then she goes to her section of the store. She picks out a book and I buy it for her, as a small birthday gift. Still need a card though...

Then we had to go to barto's brother's baseball game. Ok fine with me. I was following amanda since I have no idea where I'm going. AMANDA DRIVES INSANELY. She takes the craziest routes to go nowhere I swear. Our destination was downtown. We are on the highway. She doesn't get off the franklin street exit...wtf? Then we go AROUND the war memorial. Into downtown. Then onto Napoleon. WTF. Oh well. Then we get to barto's and barto scoots inside. Then comes back out. Then goes back in....WTF? Then amanda leaves...OK? I follow and Amanda calls and says go home. So I did.

MY ADVENTURES DRIVING IN JOHNSTOWN

I still have today to blog!!! HOORAY.

Played Fire Emblem all day and watched some [adult swim] video.

Done.

EDIT: Oh yea and I watched Cloverfield today. Mom didn't like it. Screw her. I did.

Why didn't he just take Ken?

Who knows

Dave

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Now playing: Cassius - The Sound Of Violence (Cosmo Vitelli Remix)
via FoxyTunes

Show some compassion.

Well lets see...yesterday I did what?...Oh yea nothing. I got up at like 12 with a pretty bad sore throat then did pretty much nothing else but drive over here [nanny's] with peanut. I played like 20 mins off WiiPlay and then I went to bed.

Last night I could not sleep at all. I used like 40 tissues last night. And drank a bottle of water throughout the night. Then at idk when I started having weird dreams and talked to myself a little. I wasn't nice to me either lol.

Then I got up at like 8:30 to go to Willamsport with Nanny. That took about 2 hours, all I did was listen to my ipod and cough and blow my nose a thousand more times [actually used up a who tissue box.] Then we stopped and ate at ruby tuesday's since we were like an hour and a half early. For nanny...thats really unusual. I had the poop eating fish...yes the poop eating fish. I had that last time i was at a ruby Tuesday's and it was really good. This time...I have no idea how it was because I can't f*ucking taste anything.

Then we drove over to the actual college. Handed in my application and then waited for about another half hour. Didn't really have much to do at that time but reply to melony on facebook. Then finally we started on the tour. Pretty much the same basic stuff I heard from the first trip there. Nanny felt the need to make friends with everyone there which is better than having mom with me and her negative comments about EVERYTHING. So blah blah blah watch a movie blah blah blah drive back to nanny's.

Once I got back here I pretty much just layed around [I am sick you know]. Played a little my life as a king, some WiiPlay again, and now I'm sitting here typing this and watching ripley's believe it or not.

Thats pretty much it. I would like to say I'm sorry again to amanda..Today was her birthday and I wasn't around. [even though she said it was ok about a month ago.]

*sniffle*

Dave

screw summer colds

Alright well today was not too bad. I didn't play any video games today [boring I know] I spent most of my free time online doing who knows what. I did go to Amanda's little brothers baseball game. First started the day by stepping in a muddy ditch and making my sock all brown. Hooray. Ate some chili dogs and made fun of her other brother mostly but it was fun. I wiped my ridiculasness all over Amanda's back...who knows. Apparently I now need to shave every day :(.

After that Amanda took me home in her tiny car that smashes my knees against the dashboard. Then I just sat around. Filled out an application for Circuit City and checked some online stuffers. Oh I did download last fm, don't know why but hey w.e. Then Amanda told me that she was at the park so I went over there and pushed her down a hill because she sent her sister to be evil and tickle me when I wasn't paying attention. Thanks Hannah. After Amanda's mom and sis left I walked Amanda around the park and tickled her a bunch. Thats always a hoot.

After that mom called and told me that she made steaks and I had to go home....hooray steaks for dinner....again. Thats all she knows how to make. Half the time she burns it anyway.

Now all day my throat has gotten worse and worse and I'm either dying or have a summer cold. What an ass I don't even get sick. I don't mind being sick but the sore throat thing drives me insane. I hate it so much...


Anyway that was my boring day. Tomorrow I'm off to Nanny's and then I'm going to Willamsport...to do something...with collage...I don't really know to be honest. Oh well.

This blog is pretty boring. Oh yea and I got stuck watching cops shooting a bear. 8,000 views in one day. Good job Claysburg.

And the winner is...

Dave

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